why:

I, along with a significant amount of other interesting people, work at sunflower natural foods in Woodstock, NY. Working there is a bitch, especially when every customer acts like mercury is in retrograde [read: this is not supposed to be funny]. This is my documentation of the personal strifes, compromising situations, and hilarious interlocutions I encounter on a very regular basis. This is also a documentation of the stories my co-workers pass on to me. Names will often be changed to protect the innocent and the guilty.